Friday, January 7, 2011

Betcha His Appendage is Less Noodly Than Yours

I found this in the Times yesterday, a small pleasure to make you laugh a bit: Dwight Garner demolishing a self-help book in a hilarious review:

He can use without irony, as he does in “The 4-Hour Body,” lines like: “I was enjoying French food and a bottle of Bordeaux with a 25-year-old female yoga instructor new to San Francisco, fresh from the Midwest.” This poor woman lets slip that she’s unable to have an orgasm. Mr. Ferriss, as any humanitarian would, makes it a point to fix this problem for her. “I was able to facilitate orgasms,” he writes, “in every woman who acted as a test subject.”

Everything about Mr. Ferriss’s book declares: This is not your auntie’s self-help book. No muffled “I’m OK — You’re OK” tone here. The vibe is: I’m Superbad, bro, and I have dimples. You’re a mole person who, if you become an angel investor in my books, might someday touch the hem of my Speedo.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/07/books/07book.html?hp

--I smiled at the review, rather than allow myself to be appalled that this guy is getting rich on this crap and that he isn't laughed at wherever he goes. And i'd venture a guess that the author is likely to find Limbaugh and Beck more sympatico than, say, Andrew Bacevich or Rachel Maddow. Could be wrong, though...

4 comments:

Ruth said...

For some reason this reminds me of the great Fake Orgasm scene in 'When Harry Met Sally'. Wonder what sort of offer was made to the research assistant for permanent employment?

ProfWombat said...

I'd guess that when you stop faking orgasms, you're more likely to have one, and the more you talk about how great sex is, the less likely you are to enjoy it should one of your partners show up on a talk show...

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