Sunday, August 29, 2010

Beck Has A Dream

Black folk love Glenn Beck. And that Limbaugh--what a card! After all, everybody knows political correctness is the refuge of the scoundrel. Great sense of humor. And they don't keep the niggers down like thase big-government leftists do, with their handouts, encouraging parasitism and removing any incentives to stand on their own two feet, joining the noble entrepreneurial class.

It won't be long before charter schools by the dozens require of their sxith graders that they memorize John Galt's 85 page speech from 'Atlas Shrugged', reconsider slavery as maybe not as bad as all that, and place themselves as individuals at the top of the ethical, political and moral food chain. True strength of will, that's the ticket; it'll always prevail against pusillanimous liberal altruism. And think of the social benefits. That'll put a quick end to the gangster/ho/pimp mentality, the strong as predators, the weak as victims, the denigration of women, the social pathologies of families, crime and drugs, overnight.

Won't it?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want a chronological refund for the time I wasted reading 'Atlas Shrugged'.

Shorter John Galt speech: WAHHH!!!

Very disappointing that there were even enough people to fill a phone booth at that Beck rally, troubling too.

ProfWombat said...

Worse, no loud, sustained voices in opposition...

Ruth said...

Gritting my teeth and chatting at eschaton with fellow students of the absurd, I did watch the latter part of Becksterment, and his injunction to the crowd to go home and make their churches behave his way, plus tithe, since he needs to pay for the entertainment. August is tent revival season. Pays the bills

ProfWombat said...

Burt Lancaster played Elmer Gantry better. Better-looking, too.

They really couldn't be much more naked, could they?

Ruth said...

ewwwwwww

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Dusty Rhodes.